4:00
Tried to put myself to sleep, it's so hard to sleep when sleep has passed your brains. I did the most logical thing to do--count sheeps, not literally, but basically that's what I did. I took myself from where I am to the country I longed to see--Philippines. I think I started my go to sleep mode by brushing off any worries I have for the day. Oh well, the milk didn't help, I was going to get a cold bud out of the refrigerator, but that won't make anything better. Mixing milk and beer will make it worse by boiling some weird stuff on my stomach--probably wet and wild things coming out of my ass.

4:30-5:00
I fell asleep between these times, I don't remember exactly, but hell I still did. I can't remember what was the last thing I thought before going to sleep. I wanted beer and I was getting impatient for the party.

13:00
*crack*

Was that my neck? Ouch, I tried to stand up and eventually did. Dragging my ass from the bedroom to the restroom. That has been the longest time I spent pissing, must have a liter of liquid waste stashed in my liquid bag.

13:30
Changed my clothes and went to pick up some chairs for the party. I never did, the chairs' prices just went up by 100%, fuck the bull. I never bought those chairs, but I was asked by my mom to get some alcohol, which I did. I bought three cases of Coronas and one case of Bacardi Silver.

15:00
I went home and arranged the alcohol in the coolers along with ice. I cleaned the restroom and took a shower after. My mom asked me to go with her, so she could get paper cups, plastic forks and spoons, paper plates and paper towels.

16:30
I helped my mom with the stuff she bought, then headed to my room to chill for awhile. After ten minutes or so, I started to move my ass around the house. I was instructed to buy candles for the food warmers which I did.

17:15
I drove back to the 91 and headed west, exited the 710 south, then eventually at Willow. It was a quick drive, I should say about fifteen minutes or less.

17:45
Finally found the house where I was instructed to pick up the roasted pig. It was supposed to be a surprise, but nobody else can pick the pig up except me, so they have to tell me. It cracked me up to hear this, haha! It was a quick drive, but looking for the house took more time.

17:55
I gave the check to the guy and left his house, I thought "Man! that was a huge piece of pork!" It's so heavy that even two people will have a hard time carrying it around.

18:00
Whew! Finally I'm going home, I drove and sped up to 60mph. Suddenly the traffic stopped, bewildered I changed the station to KFI640. To my horror, if I was 2 Minutes earlier, I would have been along with the crash which is located about a quarter mile from where I am. The crash blocked three of the four lanes available for traffic. It was deadlock, zero movement for the next thirty minutes. I saw several cop cruisers passing on the shoulder, more than ten I think. Followed by four paramedic vehicles and two tow trucks. Wendell called, he said he's going to bring tequila. Yey! Trich called, she said she won't be able to make it, d sha pinayagan ng mommy nya. Poor girl.

18:30
Traffic started to move, it was so slow that I spent the next twenty minutes trying to change lane to the moving lane.

18:50
I passed the accident, wow that looked like crushed foil with scattered glasses everywhere. It was a 1979 Ford F-150 XLT pick up truck who rear ended a Honda Odyssey. The truck got crumpled, when a full sized bus hit him in the back and turned, crumbling the truck to its insides. What made it scarrier is that there were several emergency vans, racing out from the scene--which meant only one thing there could be more than 2 people almost dying from that crash.

19:00
Finally I passed the accident, I chuckled when I saw the south bound side of the freeway extremely slow, man, can't these people just go and not look? What a bunch of usis! As if I don't look! hahaha

19:10
I went home tired, exhausted and hella pissed off from that wreck! I asked my dad to help me unload the pig. We placed it neatly on the table. I looked around, I saw something... weird. The paper table covers and the balloons, the color . It was BLACK! Whoa! I thought there would be enough surprises for that day!

19:15
I took a quick shower to rid myself of the freeway dust created at the accident. As usual I wore my favorite color of clothes--all black.

19:30
I grabbed a Corona bottle, first one for the night. People started coming in at this time. Hmmm, no friends yet, most of them are my relatives. Auntie Winnie and Uncle Bernie with their Daughters came in, they greeted me happy birthday, and I made beso beso to aunt. Then my cousins came, I kissed their cheeks. Wondered where's my cousin's husband is.

19:40
RONRON! Happy Birthday! Oh shit, I thought. I thought I dropped that name a long time ago. Ey sup Tanny boy! stop calling me Ronron, it's just Ron! Then he said, alright cuz, that's up to you.

19:44
I grabbed a grub to eat, wow the shomai that my sister made is pretty good!

20:00
Oh my parents' friends are here! I greeted them, had them eat something. They greeted me with a warm happy birthday greeting, and i have to make besobeso to them. Up to now friends hasn't arrived yet.

20:15
More of my parents' friends came. They greeted me with the usual happy birthday, then I noticed something, one of them was carrying a guitar. I thought, there's no way they're going to sing (they're like a small choir)! Then the spokesperson said, "Ron, we have something for you, we really hope you'll like it." I looked at them, and their guitarist started to play. It was soo nice, I don't remember much how it goes, but as far as the meaning, it means you're a year older now, we have a wish for you, it's something that you can bring until you're on your own, toward when you marry and which you can pass to your kids. That made my day! I completely finished my first Corona, wow that took me a long time to finish. Tita Merle and Tito Boy came and greeted me and gave their gift.

20:30
My brother and his girl came back from their date. They gave me something which was nice--Audioslave's first CD! I hugged my brother's girl, then I hugged my brother.

20:40
Veejay and John called, they said they are going to be late, they went to Meinrad's birthday party. Patrick called, he said they need directions, so I gave it to them. Mika came and greeted me a happy birthday.

21:00
Paul called, I greeted him a happy birthday and he greeted me back too, he asked for directions. Christopher and Neil came, I had them eat something.

21:15
Sheena and Michelle called, they need directions.

21:30
Patrick and Nerey came. Nerey gave her phone to me, her cousin Mae needs directions. I gave her the directions. Sheena and Michelle arrived. Patrick gave his phone to me, Victoria needs directions. Norman and Bubbles came, Norman said he wasn't hungry so I gave him beer.

21:35
Paul, Ruth and friends came, I've never the other two. I asked them to come in and eat which they did. Wendell also came at this point.

21:45
Lara called, they said they're outside the house. I went out the house and met Melvin, Rea, Roch, Bebe, Lara, Charles and another friend (d ko maalala pangalan eh) hahah. Sheena went out of the house and gave her phone to me, she said she's going to meet her chat buddies and they need directions, i gave it to them. After giving them directions, Lara said somebody needs directions, Melvin gave his cellphone to me, Jason needs directions. Patrick gave his phone to me again, Victoria can't come, it's simply too far to drive.

21:48
John C., Veejay, Chano and Jhay-R came in.

21:53
Somebody knocked on my room's door, it's my mom. They asked me to blow the candles on the cake. I was horrified, motrified, petrified, scared and embarrassed, I went anyway. Tanny started singing "Happy Birthday RONRON. Guess what? everybody followed.

22:00
Nerey gave her phone to me again, Mae was lost. I asked her where she is and stuff and she was able to find it. Paul and John P. came to me and told me that they are picking up Nikko.

22:15
Trixie, Ysa, Charisse and came.

22:30
John C. asked me if I have Illustrator, Photoshop and Dreamweaver, i said I do, but I don't have a copy of it. Paul and John P came back with Nikko. Pekto also came.

22:50
I finished my fourth bottle of Corona, and we're running out of beer. Paul's brother came.

23:15
Everybody headed to the room, and I saw people on my bed playing pusoy dos, I wanted to join them, but I guess I don't even know how.

01:00
The room started to heat up. Couples were dancing. Mae and Nerey called me up, Hey Ron! You freak with the ladies! I told them I don't dance anymore, I'm a full time rocker na with a matching wink. Several people sneezed, *atching* *bullshit* *bullshit*. I told them "Hey people change you know". They started grinding and sweating. Hell the room itself was warm, very warm indeed.

01:45
Norman and Paul's brother went to pick up more alcohol.

2:45

Bubbles, Mae, Nerey, Mika Left.

3:15

Patrick left

3:30
Everybody else left, I started cleaning up.

4:15AM
Paul called, he forgot his keys. They came back and picked up the keys.

Posted by Ron Valiente